Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Contemplating Getting Flattened for BlogHer



I'm contemplating getting "flattened" ala Flat Stanley style. I don't have a big, heavy bulletin board above my bed and I'm not sure that would work in real-life. I am thinking about following Weasel Momma's lead and offering Flat Bad Momma to a kind-hearted blogger that would take me with them to BlogHer in Chicago next weekend.

I don't like to plan ahead. BlogHer sold out in March. I thought about going to Chicago to visit my brother but next weekend is not a good time to stay with him. I also don't want to get arrested for trying to crash the gates on all the cool events that are totally sold out with a long wait-list.

The only logical choice is to make a flat version of myself and hope someone puts an end to the pity-party I am starting to have as I read about all my favorite bloggers that are going to meet up in the Windy City.

I promise I won't take up much room, I am very pleasant to be around (if I get my morning coffee) and I won't eat much. If anyone is interested in bringing me along, please let me know. I bet you could earn some sort of BlogHer merit badge.

Any volunteers????

9 comments:

terri said...

I'm not going either. Never had any plans to, but that doesn't stop me from being jealous of those who are going.

You may be onto something with this Flat Blogher idea.

Tara R. said...

You can stow away in my luggage if you want. I can take a few pix with the Flat Bad Momma for the ol' scrapbook. Let me know...

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Maria (immortal matriarch) offered to bring pics to blogher, hit her up. I want to do it too!

seashore subjects said...

I'm not going either - now I will have to live vicariously through the bloggers that are going! I'm sure some kind soul would love to bring the flat you!

Momo Fali said...

We have room in the car. Let me know if you want me to stop by and pick "you" up!

Mike said...

I'm excited to hear all of you are getting to go to this "fun" event. Even a little jealous.

Is there a BlogHim event? Just asking...

surprised mom said...

I live in Chicago, but I'm not going. I didn't learn about BlogHer until April when I started blogging. And it closed in March! Ah, so close but so far away. I certainly would have packed flat you in my suitcase. Maybe those of us who aren't going to BlogHer should host our own event. We'll make it a great big party!

Cheffie-Mom said...

enJOY your trip Flat Bad Momma! Wear your seat belt!

My Three Sons said...

Well maybe we should just make up our own weekend and not invite any of the windy city people! LOL

I'm not going either. I too, love Chicago.