Friday, July 24, 2009

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July 22, 2009

A Mad Housewife Shout Out To Bad Momma!

NonvintageMHchard.front Here's a Shout Out To
Bad Momma - Ramblings & life lessons from a late-in-life mom such as why it is important to use your reading glasses when dispensing medications!

We are happy to hear that we are a part of the Bad Momma "Pick Me" list. So glad that Mad Housewife wine can be there to take the edge off your days. And nights!

Bad Housewife? No, just a Mad Housewife!

Sorry guys, in addition to being a Bad Momma, I'm pretty sure I'm a Bad Housewife. Just ask my poor husband.

Mad Housewife wines needs to change with the times. There are many types of Housewives, have you never seen an episode of Desperate Housewives? What about the reality show(s) The Real Housewives of _______ (fill in the blank with your favorite metro city). Lonely & Naughty Housewives (pretty sure these are "dating" or "phone-in" services for which I will not link). And the list goes on and on...

I think Mad Housewife Wines should follow the folks at Jones Soda and start customizing your labels. And you should start with ME, Bad Momma!

Bad Momma Housewife Sauvignon Blanc

This crisp, elegant & fresh wine has the distinctive characteristics of grapefruit (for my acerbic wit) and grass ( stains that I can't get out of the boys' pants). A versatile vintage that can be paired with pizza, pasta or even chicken nuggets! Sip by the glass or chug direct from the bottle. Easy to open with Stelvin Closure (aka screw cap) Included are 2 extra-long bottle straws.

I think I am on to something. I could use a good agent in the Washington State area.
Any volunteers? Ann? I bet this is right up your alley!

If YOU were a wine, what would you be?


surprised mom said...

I'd be a Reisling or Pinot Grigio. (I drink both enough!)

seashore subjects said...

If I were a wine, I would be a beer. Sorry, wine is just like coffee - never liked the taste and figured I have enough bad habits why add? So, I stick with the occasional beer (or tea)

WeaselMomma said...

That's a great shoutout! Congrats! Btw, thank you for sharing a bottle with me. It was great to 'see' you this weekend.

Cheffie-Mom said...

I would be an organic Merlot! LOL! When I was younger, my friend's mom would make homemade wine - it was the best smell ever!

Michelle said...

Well, I wouldn't be Pro Miss Q Us (or however they spelled it), which is a wine I was handed at BlogHer. I think I'm insulted ;)

Hmmm if I were a wine, I'd be a Sancerre. Crisp and fresh. And smelling good.

JennyMac said...

I would be sultry Cabernet..but would also like the disclaimer "or chug direct"