Thursday, May 8, 2008

How to Create a High Level of BlogZanity

How to Make Friends and Influence People at Cre8Buzz and Other Social Network Sites

1. Day 1 : Log on and see how many bloggers you can quickly visit just long enough to leave your profile photo on the Recently Visited section of each member. Do Not leave any comments.

Day 2: Change your photo to something slightly more disturbing like this:
Go back and visit all the Buzzers who noticed your visit on Day 1 and called you out on not leaving a comment. Do Not leave any remarks; just your new profile photo.

Day 3, 4 and 5. Repeat Day 2 until no one gives you a shout out!

Opposite Day
Take a random day and make it Opposite Day. Do not tell anyone. When leaving comments, say the opposite of what you mean. When Rating photos & posts, 1 now is the best and 8 is the worst for today. Pick all the top rankers & rate them with a 1 (for best) and your least favorite should be rated with an 8! Vote early and vote often.
Random Day - Similar to opposite day, make random, nonsensical comments as you blog hop.
Do not tell anyone what day it is; make them guess! Create your own vernacular and acronyms and don’t tell anyone what they mean.
Meme from Hell
When you have some extra time on your hands, create a special 100 question Meme. The more random and bizarre the better. Send it to any one who ever sent you a meme. This could be the start of a new career as a Random Question generator for Blogger.
Drunk Blogging
Similar to Drunk Dialing, have several drinks before you blog. This is a great time to reminisce about your dysfunctional family, unresolved issues or highly personal matters. Do not use spell check or proof-read before publishing. This is also a great time to leave comments for all your blog-friends!
Time to Downsize
Once you have a healthy "Friends" List built up, it's time to cull the herd. Have your own personal Friend Down-sizing. Too many friends can be unproductive. Time to get rid of the non-performers. Offer no apologies or explanations.
Create Your Own Blog Award
Make your own blog award. The goofier the better. Give it to half of your blog friends and make the other half envious. Award it to random blogs that you have never seen before.Create Your Own Blog Day - Pick a day of the week and create your own special day like "I Hate Mondays - Personal Issue Day". (Everyone needs a special day to air their dirty laundry and family dysfunction.) or how about "Tuesday - Bluesday " ( for things that make you sad)

Dance Dance Revolution

When pimping out your site with music, include your children’s favorites like the theme song from Barney, the BooBah soundtrack, recordings of your children practicing their piano or family Karaoke night. Make sure you have the volume as high as it can go.

Other Suggestions? Feel free to leave your BlogZany ideas.


Stacey @Real World Mom said...

I *love* this post! Although, I am a little scared now... LOL!

Bad Momma said...

Stacy:Be afraid! Now you know my dark side! ;} *maniacal laugh*

Joeprah said...

You, my friend, are awesome. What a great post. Wordless this and that, thirteen such and such, monday something or other...I love how you encapsulized all of my thoughts on the phenomenon which is blogging in this post. Dude, high friggin five!

Ann said...

I believe I took part in "Drunk Blogging" once. It was the "Hangover Sunday" that put a stop to it.
Great entry!

Jenny said... GOD! That was THE funniest thing I ever read.
Your license plate should be
"IMGR8T"...if it isn't already. :)
That freakin clown photo will haunt my mind for the rest of my life! Thanks for the laughs. You know I needed it!

Sogeshirtsguy said...

Bad momma that was top notch. Its funny how cre8buzz works and all the little cliques and stuff. I like the idea of changing your profile picture to creep people out till you get attention.

STACY'S TRIP said...

your funny

BloggersAnnex said...

Oh, this is fantastic. We'd be honored to get our hands on it over at BloggersAnnex. Would you mind stopping in and joining and then submitting it? I think it will resonate with every one of our readers! Brilliant!

Weaselmomma said...

You are too much. This is excellently funny! I like your twistedness----a lot. And I so want that Smurf award.