A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
Monday, February 11, 2008
The Last Valentine's Gift
Valentine's Day is only a few days away. I was just emailed this story, author unknown. Let this be a cautionary tale for you men out there!
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3 comments:
LOLOL! Too funny! I think this is the best Valentine's Day post I've seen so far! :-)
Hello! I was just surfing blogs and came across yours. I have 3boys also. One is named Alex.
I just read your post to my husband. Thanks for posting it. It was a good laugh.
so funny that I had to include in an email... oops- accidently, even the pastors' wife was put on the list... I wonder if she'll think it's funny too. Ha
Rachel
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